You gatecrash my sister’s wedding, break off my engagement, my dad is popping BP pills because of you, and here I am, helping you!
characters in assassins creed that didnt deserve to die
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
I’m loosing my shit so hard at this omg send help
I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this
I lost it at “bitch mittens”
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to